Last weekend Bennett, Jeb and I went out to eat at a casual restaurant. After we ate, Jeb had to use the bathroom, so I took him.
I helped him go, and then I took my turn. Another woman was using the stall next to us.
Just as I went to wipe, Jeb yells:
What are you doing to your VAGINA, mommy?!
I would have been embarrassed if it weren't so damn funny.
(btw, Jeb is often with me when I pee, this was nothing he hadn't seen many times!)